The Part of the Story Where I Introduce

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Haii everybody! So...I have no clue whatsoever why I am doing this. I'm just bored, (which isn't anything new), so I've decided to start a book. Apparently a book about my beautiful life, to be exact. Just hang in there, folks.

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One gracious night, (if you really care then it is 11:58 p.m.), a May baby was born. For all of you Star Wars fans out there, including me, I was born on May 4th. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, apparently for like the first 30 minutes of my life I couldn't breathe correctly. Something was wrong with my nose, lol don't even ask, and I had to be hooked up to this machine. But that's not all! Also when I was still inside my mother, I had swallowed some #2. Actual crap. I don't even like... Great way to start a life, am I right!?

Let's fast forward a bit, shall we? According to my parents, I was a pretty swell baby. Well, then you know, I got worse. Heh. I didn't fuss much through my first few years of life. When I hit the 4-5 year mark, it started to go south. I remember this one boy telling me that my bangs were cute in preschool, then I punched him. That boy now is my best friend. Hakuna Matata, folks. Hakuna Matata.

Another example, would be of this one girl drawing all over my drawings. I have loved doodling/drawing/sketching since I was very young. One day, this girl asked me if I could show her some of my work. People, nor friends were really my thing at the time...or anytime lol. So, I didn't really know what to say. Eventually I just gave in, attempting to seem like a regular human being. (But we all know I'm really a Sith Lord).  Before I could say: "pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows", she ripped my pencil away and drew cats all over my work. Then I bit her. She became one of my favorite people in the world though, because that's when I started adoring cats. *~ mew ~* <.< Whoops.

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So, that's about it for now. Not quite sure when the next chapter will be up. Not quite sure if there will be a next chapter. I know that no one is probably reading, but I like reading my thoughts and what not. They...inspire me. Heh heh. byeeee

~CamryKittie

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 09, 2015 ⏰

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