Jake walked through the woods sneakily. Jake heard the crunching leaves behind him and stopped in his tracks. He turned to find a man with a chainsaw in his hand.
"Oh, come on, this is SO cliche." Jake said.
Ok Jake, fine, what do you want me to write about? We've already tried action, adventure, fantasy, sci-fi, realistic fiction, historical fiction, romance, mystery, thriller, suspense, twilight fanfiction and a cookbook.
Well, why don't you model me after someone other than you? Maybe then I would agree with something! ANYONE else would be fine. As long as I'm not a clumsy idiot who loses his temper every 5 seconds.
Jake, I can't do that, I honestly don't know anyone that well.
FINE, THEN I'L JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!
Well, that escalated quickly. You know that if you try to kill me I'll just put obstacles in your way.
Why not just kill me?!
I don't want to do that Jake.
DO IT!!!
NO!!! No. I'm not doing that. I'm sorry for what I'm doing next but, I want to live.
NO!!! KILL ME!!! I'D RATHER DIE!!!
Sorry...
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Jake vs. The Writer
ActionThe writer (Shafiq) decides to create a character whom he can communicate with. A character with a mind of his own. This character was named Jake. Jake helped Shafiq avoid very... Scary subjects that shall not be repeated in a book sumary... Anyway...
