"Sponge Bob"- A Conspiracy

Have you ever seen something you can't explain?

When something is a little off, and you just can't place your finger on it? These things happen on a daily basis in life, but sometimes something that seems a little off could be very, very off. It is just hidden well. If you go to the Bayside hotel in Massachusetts, you'll see one of these things. It might be so slight and practically unnoticable, that you wouldn't think twice of it. But in reality, it's one of the greatest conspiracies in history.

Breakfast.

Another part of the mystery, another piece of the puzzle. Something else insignificant. You don't think about eating breakfast, it's just another part of the day. How does this connect to the conspiracy?

If you go to the hotel, you'll see the same sign advertised, no matter when you go back.

Breakfast with "Sponge Bob".

What is this, you may ask?

Think about it. You've heard of the lovable, yellow character from the TV show, "Spongebob Squarepants", named Spongebob. But is there a such thing as "Sponge Bob"? The answer is no. The space is the answer between Sponge and Bob. There is no way this could be a simple typo, due to the obvious quotes around the name "Sponge Bob". There is no other explanation besides that this someone's sarcastic, sick joke. And to add to the horror, the show "Spongebob Squarepants" is a small childrens show. If you decide to sign up your child for breakfast with "Sponge Bob", how do you know what you're really signing them up for? 

What is Breakfast with "Sponge Bob" really?

Just one space and quotations can make the truth into a lie. But the readers deserve to know the truth.

There have been many theories about what this breakfast really is. Is it even really breakfast?

One of these theories is that a pedophile named Bob shows up, and shoves chloroform filled sponges into the children's faces. Hence the name, "Sponge Bob"

Another theory is that it is not even breakfast, but lunch. And whoever this "Sponge Bob" person is makes every one of the kids perform the Dirty Sanchez.

No one knows for sure what really goes on at Breakfast with "Spongebob", but what every one does know is that none of the kids come out of it the same. 

Please, 1 like=1 prayer for the victims of "Sponge Bob". Spread the news and tell all your friends.

"SPONGE BOB" 2013