Emma's Book of Self Loathing

Emo Scum

Yes this chapter is legit named after me.

I am the emoest of the scums.

And I'm just gonna come out and say it.

So this book is all about me.

I'm just gonna spitfire some facts.

My full first name is Emma-Rae.

I have two siblings.
A brother and a sister.

I am 13 years old.

My middle name is Marie.

E. R. Castle is a pen name I use because I don't like to give away my last name, but I'll give you a hint. It's the last name of a president.

Anyways, Misha Collins is my idol.

And I am currently watching Drunk History on Comedy Central.

My life is basically a walking disaster.

I have once faked my birthday to get free chocolate cake at a Joe's Crab Shack in Florida.

I used to live in Florida.

I now live in Pennsylvania.

I have two dogs. One at my Dad's, one at my Mom's.

Mom: Piper, named after Billie Piper. And my family doesn't even have a clue.
Dad: Lacey, originally named Hazel, but was changed later.

I have had one near death experience.

And if you'd like to read about it, on my main account, Emmalees31 , I have a chapter in my book Why do you Exist, called I Almost Died, where you can read about it.

I used to have a bunny named Finn.
My mom named him after the character in Glee.

I was born on St. Patrick's Day.

I'm Soiux, Irish, German, Dutch, Czechoslovakian, Seneca, and Austrian.

I'm not ashamed to say that I love gays more than gays love gays.

I ship Doge and Moon Moon. Hard.

And that's all for now my scummers.

So long and G'night M'Ladies and M'gents.