The tales of destiny: foot fetish

"ouch" i said. Oh dear. OUch. My toes hurt. 

"Sorry," said Waldo. "I'll cut my toenails next time." 

He smiled at me very seductively, breathing heavily out of his mouth. His nose was very blocked. 

Knockity knock, Mildrum was at the door. He had long hairs on his toes. i once found a nit in them. It was very exciting. Waldo snorted out a gust of air - a bubble of oogie boogies that exploded from his nose. It was very wet.