Odd Balling

Please note that I do not own any of the creepypasta characters such as Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer etc... but I do own my made up characters, the plot line and the setting. I also do not own any of the websites that I may use during this story. (ex. Wattpad, creepypasta, etc...) 

Oh and please get ready for some gore... cause that's why I am making this book. There are simply way too many romances with the psychopaths of creepypasta.

This story wont be updated as much as my other one, mostly because this is a side project created from my boredom and my reading lists... Also, I suck at time management. 

So, Please enjoy:D

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I am an idiot. A blundering, ninny, nincompoop. 

Why am I these things you may ask. Well let me tell you something. 

This isnt a romance, this isn't a lucky story. I am alive only for one purpose, to explain to the world that these people, humans... uh... things...? are not your soul-mates, they aren't your true loves, they will not, not kill you because they love you on sight. 

These things are murderers, psychopaths and lunatics. They are not going to save you. 

So why am I still here you may ask. I have one sole purpose to them, I am to write about who they really are and tell the world not to mistake them as soft because of all the fan fictions. 

So here I am, sat in the middle of Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack, writing this to you. Don't be fooled by their fan fictions. These guys are killers, and they want your blood. 

Well I guess more accurately, they want you dead.