The Soprano Squeaker

The Soprano Squeaker

The Soprano Squeaker never stops talking,
It continues to talk all day,
And only stops at late night.
Much to my horror, I have to deal with it.
And it gets very annoying sometimes.
In my opinion, the Soprano Squeaker is always squawking.

It usually is found as a girl,
As a guy's voice rarely can go that far.
None can beat her pitch though,
So far, none have even tried.
If they had, I'm glad I wasn't around,
For the Soprano Squeaker's voice already makes my head swirl.

I got one of the rare kinds though,
The ones that come in pairs.
The other, I have dubbed,
is the Boisterous Soprano,
For she is always so loud.
They're twins, just so you know.

They are absolutely different,
As the Boisterous is always on time,
But can never seem to keep her room clean.
And the Squeaker is the opposite,
Has a tidy room but is somewhat lazy,
Even so, they still look almost indifferent.

They always fight one another when they get the chance,
Always yelling at the other,
Or just complaining about what the other did.
It stops from time to time when they play,
Minecraft usually being the came of choice,
But I know it usually starts with one long glance.

If you see two girls walking down the street,
Two very similar girls just chatting with each other,
Don't be afraid to go and ask their names.
One will say their name is Aubrey,
While the other will reply Madie.
Don't worry, as neither are discreet.

They would probably complain about their big sister.
Their mean, rude, loud sister
Who always yells at them with a long "Argh!",
Or always makes a blasting "Slam!" when she shuts her door.
Leaving them to stand there in awe,
As she locks them out and ignores them with a game of "self-twister".

That, however, is a part I don't have the right to fill,
A part that might come around in three years.
Most of us will be worrying of other things,
Who we'll get homework from and our next class.
The one who might get to hear that part of the story
Is the teacher in the room, Mrs. Hill.

All I can tell you, is that somehow,
Aubrey and Madie have two different tones,
Aubrey's loud and proud voice,
And Madie's squeaking pitch.
For they are my Twin Soprano Sisters,
And I have done all the teasing I will allow.