Hello there. I am a cat. You are a human. I am far more superior than you. You may think that my life is easy but it is not
I spend my days eating, sleeping, using the potty, meowing, making noise when all my human wants is some piece and quiet.
Well my friend my life is much much harder than yours.
This chat has been very boring. But it is you that has made it that way. Well now, I must go. I have to go nibble on the house plants, fight my idiotic sister, and sleep on my humans chest. It is quite lumpy but I sleep there anyway
And also, if you weren't aware, my name is Linky Poo but you may call me Link. I do not wish to know your name because I do not care.
Goodbye.
