Disclaimer: I don't own nor am I affiliated with Big Time Rush (BTR),
Nickelodeon, and Viacom. I'm not claiming than any person in this work is
gay or etc. This is solely a work of fiction and should not be taken as
truthful.
"I said stop! Pay attention you wild crazy dogs!" Gustavo screamed.
"Listen up, I Gustavo Rocque, the greatest man in music is going to take
Big Time Rush to the next level."
"Awesome!" The guys say together.
"So what are we doing?" Kendall asks?
"Become beautiful pageant based supermodels who sing and have good hair?"
James asks.
"Oh I know we're going to fly out onto the moon and have a one of a
lifetime concert and host a intergalactic hockey game?" Carlos asks.
Logan makes a puzzled face.
"Stop before you all give me indigestion!" Gustavo screams. "Now follow
me."
The boys all get together and follow Gustavo into a room. Its kinda
dark and the guys can't see well. They end up tripping over each other.
"Turn on the lights!" Gustavo says looking at the boys. "Ugh, I swear
do I have to do everything myself!"
Gustavo turns on the lights. "Now give me your attention." Gustavo says
holding a RR folder in his hands. "This is from Griffin. He loves you guys,
but we're not as high as he would like us to be. So he's increased our
budget just a little bit. He wants Big Time Rush to be more edgy." Gustavo
says making air quotations.
"So what are we going to do?"
"Well, Big Time Rush is a little flat. We need something hip, and in
tune with the current generation to really get us up there!" Gustavo says
with a grin. "We need something to really get attention world wide."
"Oh I know. We do an EMO thing. Look fabulous. Black outfits and
makeup, boys in makeup, parents don't like that right?" James says.
Kendall rolls his eyes. "He said edgy. I don't think that's edgy, just
sounds gay."
"That's perfect Kendall!" Gustavo screams. I can see it already! Big
Time Rush at the San Francisco Gay Parade. We'll get the support of the gay
fans. Equality and gay rights is in right now!"
"Look we're friends. We know everything about each other. No one in the
band is gay. We don't have a problem against gays but we're not gay."
Kendall says.
"Well you could have fooled me." Griffin's voice interrupts. "I heard
the idea, love it. Big Time Rush has to capture the gay community. That is
a large market that we can really take advantage of. We can gain a new fan
base, we sell more! Make it happen. Griffin out!"
