This is dedicated to my best friend loveJayfeather. I know it needs some work; I would love if you could give me some ideas!
Jayfeather: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH MY STICK?!?!
Brambleclaw: Hey Jayfeather, look at this stick I found. Isn't it cool?
Jayfeather: PUT IT AWAY NOW!!!
Brambleclaw: Okay, okay- calm down!!
******ten minutes later*******
*a group of apprentices pad out from the elders den and place Jayfeather's stick in the middle of the camp*
*Blambleclaw tries to hide in his fur*
Jayfeather: WHY IS MEH STICK FULL OF CATMINT?!?! *pauses* Okay, that's sort of cool, never mind!
Brambleclaw: Uh Jayfeather........ *trails off as Jayfeather pads into his den and starts kissing his stick* (whispers) .... that's mouse bile....
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Warrior Spoofs
General FictionI LOVE reading Warriors spoofs! They are simple, fast to read, and funny, so I wanted to try making some of my own. Hope you enjoy!
