Detective bonzi

Chapter 1

"WOAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bonzi yelled while he slid down the Detective whooping system,"UFF! Arugh..Hey lazelock jones better fix that system or we'll gonna have series of problems of butt injuries!" Controling his anger said "My name is NOT lazelock jones! Im larry lee! Anyways,i have a new partner for you..Meet Detective sucha." Explained larry the boss." Oh haiii!! Im sucha oh bonzi! We need secret code names !! Ooooooh wow!!! A gun of dooom! Ommgggg magnets! We also need secret code words!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! I have one! BANANA IS BANDANA! Ooooohhhh i have another one gun is gum! Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyryeyyryryeyeyyeyeyey I feel honored to be with you OHHHHHH A GUM!"Said sucha derpily "really? After 5 friggin years working for you WITHOUT vaccation you repay me with this dochebag? Nuh uh m8" complained bonzi. "He tends to be derpy. He will soon be a-" Bonzi starts to cut him off. "No. I have 5 reasons why i should go with nobody." Bonzi said "1.l Im cool 2. Im the best 3. Hes a derp 4. I dont need a partener 5. What is sucha doing?" "You know," Larry explained " 5 is not a relevant (actual) question." ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Beams was going everywhere! Bonzi backflipped handstanded and snatched the gun from Sucha. He saved the day! "see what i mean?" Bonzi replied to larry. OKAY LETS END THIS STUPID BOOK!