"Yes daddy." I obey to Chuckie as we get in the playset together. We are doing the 30 fucks in one day for a month without a condom and not getting pregnant challenge.
Hope we succeed cause my son Chowder is a shit, always sucking on my titties like he needs it to live, bitch your 2 months old go walk to the store yourself, smh babies who can't walk yet, pathetic lazy bastards.
Anyways I hear Chowder mumbling shit like "worship Jacob Sartorius" or something but I'm not concerned.
Chuckie starts to dougie and I die laughing. This gangsta mouse is cray.
Tomorrow I'm leaving for a week cause it's national prostitute week so me and my girls gonna go. So bye Chuckie and bye little shit.
*1 week later*
I come home and look for Chuckie. I see the shit chowder playing some jump rope game. Our home is so childish, surrounded by games, PLUS THIS SELFISH MOUSE NAMES IT AFTER HIMSELF SMHHHHHHHH HE GOT A BIG DICK THOUGH.
I hear a tiny voice, I look down to see Chuckie.
"My manager made me a new look..." He says looking down. This boy looking down wtf he doing he need to look up to see the floor he too short, he's like 1cm, I'm not fucking no 1cm dick hell nah.
I pull his pants down and there's no dick, just tokens. FUCK YOU! I start wrecking the salad bar and steal all the prizes worth 10,000 tickets because we all know damn well that no one can win that shit.
Chuckie cries bc he's a little Bitch now and I leave him with chowder.
I feel like such a hoe because I dropped out of the challenge, screw you Chuckie.
I play Fetty wap and cry.
"I'm like yeah she's *sniffle* fine wonder when she'll be mine *sob*"
I think of our memories, like when he thought my vagina was cheese, clAssic Chuckie. I'll miss that gangster fûck, a shitload.
In the mean time I'm moving on to Ronald McDonald, he got a fine ass mmh.
Thanks to MayIsOnCrack for being a supporter.
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