Okay, I kinda stole this idea from I_love_Pikachu but I wanted to try it out. I got REALLY mad near the end xD
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: He.
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi again.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: When I first said it you said he instead of hi.
Cleverbot: You never said Hello.
User: Well... I said hi. I thought that counted.
Cleverbot: I like noodles.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: I like chocolate cookies most.
User: I make chocolate cookies with peanut butter in them too.
Cleverbot: I also like the creamy center in Oreos.
User: Oooooh! I love those!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So watcha doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you, tweet en lool how my friends are gaming.
User: Sounds fun... Except I dont have Twitter :(.
Cleverbot: Nor do I.
User: Then how are you tweeting?
Cleverbot: People who aren't handsome can talk to.
User: No they can't! They don't deserve a place in this world!!
Cleverbot: It's what you'd like?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Not really, I was just being random since you were.
Cleverbot: What other books do you like?
User: I like Percy Jackson.
Cleverbot: I don't care much for it.
User: Any reason why?
Cleverbot: I don't like the taste of it.
User: You eat the books?
Cleverbot: I don't eat any beds.
User: BOOKS.
Cleverbot: What books?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *facedesk*.
User: *facekeyboard*.
Cleverbot: *gets rocketlauncher*.
User: *gets hawkeye-style bow and arrows*.
Cleverbot: Yes and also english and french.
User: You speak those??
Cleverbot: Yes, for the 3d time.
User: 2nd!
Cleverbot: Whens your birth day?
User: That's private information, Mr. Bot.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 5'4.
Cleverbot: I am 5'9.
User: And are you an adult that's 5'9, cause if you are, you're short.
Cleverbot: I would call myself an adolescent female.
