Lately, I've been seeing a lot of hoes tryna act like they drag better than me. Usually I laugh my ass off. But today, if y'all are struggling with showing off your inner shade. Here are 5 tips on how to snatch them weaves:
1. Be confident in your drags. Spill the damn tea like you own the fucking world.
2. Be classy. Never, ever let your ratchet side show when throwing shade.
3. Lay down facts, not opinions. Nobody is gonna take you seriously if you don't give them reciepts to add to your shade.
4. Only spam the bitch with drags if they took it way too far. Lay em' out one by one.
5. Last but not least, end the argument off with the last laugh. This is just common sense.
Until next time girlies. Snatch them weaves, throw shade, and spill some piping hot tea.
Sincerely,
Cruz 👀🍵💁
