01 - HEY JACKASS

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ARIA:Hey jackass, how about you pick up your phone

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ARIA:
Hey jackass, how about you pick up your phone.
Because right now I'm talking to a BANANA!
YOU SHITTY ASS TWIN!!

UNKNOWN
Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number?

ARIA:
Wow Chris you're so damn hilarious!
You're true career is in comedy. Right now you're
Captain of SHIT!! Imma switch to team Tony you smartass.

UNKNOWN:
I'm not Chris, I promise. I'm Sebastian.

ARIA:
Stan?

SEBASTIAN:
Yeah, hi.

ARIA:
......
Well shit.

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