Hi. My name is Mary. I'm 12. I'm almost 15. my hobbies include watching Netflix (and chilling (; ).
a few months ago I discovered the app Masucalli and that's where I saw him.
His braces reminded me of a rainbow. his yellow teeth reminded me of the corn I had with dinner a few hours before. his huge hair that stood up so dang high that it basically touched the ceiling made me think of how big his dick must be.
his name is Jacob Sarthritus. he's 13 and 1/2.
he makes musicallys to all my favorite songs, and he awkward stands in front of the camera and just lip syncs the lyrics and shakes the camera like a tornado 😍
he has a good song, called sweatshirt. he wrote it just for ME!
I have 10 fan accounts for him, and every day, I dedicate my life to messaging a bunch of Jacob hate pages and telling them that their opinions are wrong and that Jacob is better than them. I always have horrible grammer
my mom thinks I'm crazy for loving Jack! but I will meet him. and make him my daddy.
