It all started in 8th grade when I first heard 5sos, I loved it, I started dreaming of one day meeting them. My favorite was Ashton but calum was a close second. When I first saw Ashton I remember thinking
"damn."
I wondered all day, if my parents were cool with it, I could get a backstage pass and meet with them. That night I was on pornhub, fap-a-tap-tapping to my favorite fuzzy furry porn, when I noticed a link at the bottom for 5sos porn. I got soooooooo excited!! I screamed,
"Mom, dad, come in here!!!"
They burst through the door to see my massive 3.75 inch cock flopping around.
"What is it??? Did you cut your asshole again?"
"No" I said "I found 5sos porn!!!!"
Dad screamed "omg! My boyfriend loves 5sos too!!"
Mom gave my dad a dirty look
"I like gay porn too. That's why I married your dad. Threesomes are amazing!"
"I know I've seen. Dads asshole is probably the size of my head."
"Your mother can fit two fists in it, but that's beside the point, let's watch this video"
I clicked 'view fullscreen' and the first scene was Calum and Ashton passionately kissing. I couldn't tell if it was fake or not, but I could hear my dad getting into it. I hear his balls slapping up against his stomache. Then the screen cut out, then cut in to see Ashton eating Calum's asshole. I noticed how there was a dinkleberry hanging from the brown shriveled hole. It took me by surprise when Ashton munched that down, but it was strangely hot. Dad splurged all over my laptop.
From then on I had always dreamed of eating ass, it didn't matter who's ass just any ass. I only got that opportunity three years ago, and it was not at all as I thought it'd be... It was better. I learned that I was straight, and not a faggot. Now don't get me wrong I still love eating ass, girls ass, big booty bitches asses, slobbing all over her ass especially the pussy, ugh. wow. pussy tastes kinda like raspberries, it's tingly and juicy. I can't wait til I can do it again.
