"Mum look it's raining men"I shouted.
"Wow"she said in shock.
Wait a minute let me tell you from the beginning.
I was out walking why doing my daily run around 4:00am when I heard a noise coming from a bush and I went to it and found something so strange even your mum would freak out I saw a..... Cow mating with a beaver it was horrifying right then I new it was going to be a strange day.
But I decided to move on because I hate when I don't finish my daily run on time.
I saw it started to rain something squishy and bouncy then I realized it was raining........ Gummy Bears.
So I ran home to get an umbrella when it suddenly stopped raining which really frustrated me because I'm not going to finish my run on time.
I decided to skip today's run and grab some ice cream.
"Hey"I heard behind.
I quickly span around in a cool Michael Jackson look to find........ Tahnee sitting on a giant Griffin which was definitely strange actually a lot strange.
"Hey Tahnee how are you also where did you get that Griffin?".
"I'm sorry but it's not a griffin and I'm not riding anything"Tahnee shouted.
"Am I seeing things?"I asked
Tahnee bit me.
"OW" I screamed.
"hissssss" Tahnee hissed at me.
Randomly it started raining men.