I ran out of my house, slamming the door behind me cause bitch I ain't gon stick around with ma parents while they rip each other's heads off.
I get in my car and just drive randomly, until I notice that my fucking car needs gas. I'm gonna kill my brother.
I get out of the car and put in the hose and wait till it fills up.
"Hey pumpkin" someone says behind me so I turn.
Damn boy, imma treat you like ma homework, gonna slam you on ma table and do you all night long. I smirk to myself.
"Hey person I don't know" I say casually.
"Do you need help there?" He says suspiciously nodding to my car. I look back and notice that my tank is full so I remove the hose as fast as I can and put it back in its place.
"No..."
"What's a pretty little lady like you doing out here alone?"
"What's a nosy guy like you doin out here alone?"
"Mmm sassy I like it"
"You better" I reply keeping ma sass.
"Wanna have a drink with me?"
"Nope. I don't even know your name"
"Harry, you?" he says coming closer.
"Cam" I say.
"Nice" he says back.
"Thanks pumpkin. I need to
leave though so I'll see ya around?" I say and wink leaving him there and getting in my car driving off.***
I go back home and the fighting has stopped so I run up stairs to my brothers room to kill him."JORDY! YOU BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW"
The door opens as some hoe walks out half naked."Nice brother nice" I say sarcastically.
"Then why the fuck did you make her leave?"
So I can get ma money.
"Why the fuck did you make me pay money to get gas for ma car?"
"UGHHH" he groans and hands me what I payed. That's money from the side, now I gotta go get ma real shit YAS.
I start running down stairs and then of course I have to trip and fall. I start laughing and crying at the same time. I get back up like nothing happened and walk to the door.
"MOM, DAD IM LEAVING I NEED TO GET MA CASH MONEY" I say as I start singing:
"MONEY MONEY MONEY MUST BE FUNNY IN A RICH MANS WORLD WOOHOO" I say skipping out of the door.
I head to the strip club and go in as I'm engulfed with its darkness considering the light outside.
I head to the bathroom with a small bag and I go all one-strap cool and shit.As I walk in there with my casual clothes aka jeans and a shirt that says "I slay better than all of you" in italic with converse, everyone stares at me like I'm an alien except the bartenders and people who work there.
I go in the bathroom and change in a stall to a black lace bra that's kind of see-through and then for the bottom also black lace with like a bridge thing that attaches the underwear to fish net tights with black heels.
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One-Shot: Psycho (Her Effect Contest)
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