**PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT THE AUTHOR OF THIS MASTERPIECE. IT WOULD BE A SIN FOR ME TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS. THE AUTHOR WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING.**
*hayes walks downstairs in feetie pajamas, yandle is wearing an apron and brassard is making eggs*
Brass: How many eggs do you want, sweetie?
Hayes: 3 and toast!
Yans: Make your own toast!
Hayes: *mopes in the corner and gets bread* LOOK MOMMY MY FACE IS ON THE TOAST!
*looks at screen*
Do you want my face on toast? Was it your lifelong dream? Now, you can for fill that dream with Hayes' Hefty Bread Heater and Embroider. Simply put a slice of bread in the toaster and wait. When you take it out, my face is on it! *holds out toast and mimics face on it* *takes bite* Now that's some Hayes-tastic toast!
*camera turns to Yandle and Brassard, who both have Hayes-faced toast in their mouth.*
Yans: Have a nice day at school sweetie!
Hayes: I will *winks at screen*
YOU ARE READING
Hayes' Hefty Bread Heater and Embroider
FanfictionA commercial for Kevin Hayes' special toaster that puts his face on the toast. You will not regret reading this.
