I, Benjamin Clawhauser, have vowed to never do the following things ever again.
#1: Raid the break room for doughnuts.
#2: Try to use the fact that I'm a cop to get backstage at a Gazelle concert.
#3: Try to get onstage while Gazelle is preforming.
#4: Stalk Gazelle's profile on Furbook.
#5: Like Gazelle's every post on social media.
#6: Tell Judy and Nick that they'd be a cute couple.
#7: Run from Judy and Nick after I told them they'd be a cute couple.
#8: Gossip about other officers.
#9: Run from the officers I gossiped about.
#10: Cosplay as Gazelle.
#11: Sing "Try everything" while cosplaying as Gazelle.
#12: Go to a doughnut shop and buy all of the doughnuts.
#13: Make the other officers sick as they watch me eat all the doughnuts.
#14: Get sick myself after eating all the doughnuts.
#15: Buy a box of doughnuts from Nick (Don't ask).
#16: Offer doughnuts to criminals in jail.
#17: Almost get fired because I offered doughnuts to criminals in jail.
#18: Show every person who comes into the ZPD the Gazelle dance app.
#19: Secretly eat the other officers' food.
#20: Lie about eating the food.
Signed,
Benjamin Clawhauser
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