Bell rings at the right moment, all the kids rushes in to the classroom.
Teacher: ALRIGHT STUDENTS, TODAY, YOU WILL HAVE TO CHANGE SEATS
Students:*groans*
Teacher: I'M ALSO ASSIGNING IT
Ten minutes later..
Me: WHY AM I IN THE FRONT?!
Teacher: Because I assigned you this seat, also for always being on your phone and chewing gum, listening to music that the whole class can all hear from the back, so your sitting in the front
Me: But do you know that me sitting in the front can block all the people in the back
Teacher: They can see
Me: BUT my phone Is life, Why you think I'm never late to school, because of my phone
Teacher: *ignores*
Me: And music helps me concentrate
Teacher: but you can't hear what I'm saying
Me: without my phone I'll die, I'll never eat, sleep, or talk every again, don't you understand my pain
Teacher: *ignores*
Me: can't you see that that clock isnt working, without my dear phone, who is always stuffed in my bag because of you old wrinkly teacher, and my phone always tells the right time
Teacher: DON'T EVER COME TO MY CLASS WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU HEAR ME YOUNG LADY, YOUR SUSPENDED
Me: Yay, more time with my phone
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100 Ways To Get Expelled
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