Mac N Chill (i'm not sorry)

Mac N Chill (making moves)

Virgin discovers...
Virgin likes it.. Virgin is evolving.
Tom was tired of the foreign noodle
Clancy was done with the typical american hotdog
Someone was getting a noodle up the donut and it was going to be something.
This is a story involving 7 things.
Mac.
Cheese.
Chill.
Clancy.
Tom.
Alfredo cheese.
And tissues.

One day Clancy was cooking noodles, for his best friend Tom who was coming over later that night. But these noodles weren't for your normal top of the line eating.
This was for....
Noddle pron.

Clancy finished making his noodles, putting slices of cheese on them instead of the powdered cheese he typically used. It was better that way. More authentic. More... Sticky.
Next Clancy poured the whole mess onto his bedsheets, which also said 'Chill'
This was the true Mac n Chill experience.
A knock sounded at the door, alerting Clancy to Tom's arrival. Clancy poured the rest of the colby jack onto the pillows and put on his 'kiss the cook' apron
He opened the door, picked up tom by the dick, and threw him over his shoulder. Tom started screaming
"BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM"
Clancy was obliged to do so
He threw tom onto the Macaroni covered bed and turned on the daily Mac N Chill news
'virgin discovers grand canyon, describes as tight and rocky'

THIS PART IS CENSORED BECAUSE I CANT  WRITE SMUT VERY WELL, ALSO, DICKS. LET YOUR MIND WANDER, ALL YOU CREEPS xD

Tom crawled off Clancy, breathing hard. Clancy pulled off his Noddle suit, and stepped into the bathroom. 'I'll be back in a second'
Tom gathered all his clothes, and slowly put them on. He picked a noodle off the bed, and took a bite. It was covered in alfredo cheese, the kind he often found in the tissues clancy gave him to throw away.
Tom grabbed a tupperwear and scooped the white covered noodles into it, closing the top.
Clancy opened the door to the bathroom, soaking in nacho cheese
Tom whispered 'Oh, I am certainly your cheese'
Clancy led Tom to the door
'Goodbye Tom' whispered Clancy, and kissed him. Planting a cheesy corn chip into his mouth.

THE END KTHXBYE