Weird and terrible Hetalia fanfics and more :D

OvO LET'S MAKE A HETALIA MARY-SUE, SHALL WE?

Okie. First, we need to look for a country/nation that hasn't been done before. HOW ABOUT SICILY? THAT'S TOTALLY NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

Hmm... her human name? How about... BELLA VARGAS. Yeah. That's a TOTALLY ORIGINAL NAME!

Next, THE BIO. Oh, I'm going to have a field day with this one =w=

SICILY-CHAN IS A KAWAII-DESU SEGOI NYA~ NEKO WITH A RED EYE AND A YELLOW EYE. SHE WEARS SLUTTY CLOTHES AND IS SOMETIMES CALLED A STRIPPER OR PROSTITUTE BY ERYONE, WHICH MAKES HER DEPRESSEDUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ROMANO-SENPAI AND SPAIN-SENPAI LOVE SICILY-CHAN VERY MUCH, SO THEY FIGHT FOR HER LOVEUUUUUUUUUU oh god this is twilight all over again ROMANO-SENPAI FIGHTS SPAIN-SENPAI ERYDAY, AND SICILY-CHAN HATES IT WHEN THEY TRY TO FLIRTU WITH HER, SO SHE STEALS HUNGARY-CHAN'S FRYING PANU AND SMACKS THEM ALL THE TIMEUUUUUUUUUUUU
AMERICA-CHAN, IGGY-CHAN, CANADA-CHAN, FRANCE-CHAN, JAPAN-CHAN, DOITSU-CHAN (aka germany), ITA-CHAN, GREECE-CHAN, TURKEY-CHAN, CHINA-CHAN, RUSSIA-CHAN, KOREA-CHAN, SEBORGA-CHAN, AUSTRIA-CHAN, AUSTRALIA-CHAN, NEW ZEALAND-CHAN, SEALAND-CHAN, AND ALL THE OTHER GUY CHARACTERS IN THE MANGA/ANIME LOVE HER SO MUCHU!1!!11!
SI-CHAN IS HETEROSEXUAL, SO SHE ONLY LIKES GUYS BECAUSE, EWW, HOMOS, THEY'E THE SPAWN OF SATAN-SENPAI1!1!!1 nah, I actually support the LGBT community a lot. Hell, even some of my friends are bi. I kinda have to support them, but I don't mind \(^-^)/
SI-CHAN IS UR SENPAI, SO BUILD A SHRINE FOR HER OR ELSE SHE'LL GO YANDERE ON U LIKE BELARUS-CHAN
SI-CHAN IS ALSO A KUUDERE, TSUNDERE, DANDERE, KAMIDERE, DEREDERE, HIMEDERE, COODERE, UNDERE, MAYADERE, MOE, AND KAWAII-DESUUU!!!!!1111111111!11111111!11111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

SO, LOVE HER AND DON'T HATE BCUS IF U DO, SHE'LL KILL YOU IN UR SLEEPUUUUUUUU

okay, I'm done, feel free to scream at me. I'm still waiting for that tablet to be delivered, so I just wanna do something to spend my time T_T