Snoop dog is life snoop dog is dank

Snoop is love snoop is dank

*Dans POV*

I am the biggest snoop dog fan ever, I own all of his merchandise and limited edition bongs.

While I was taking a hit my dad walked in and called me a faggot, I called him a fucking cunt. He then punched me and I ran into my bed thinking about snoop dog that night.

While I was sleeping I heard the Windows opening and I look and I see snoop dog, he shushes me and puts me on my knees.

He pounds into me the pain hurting like shit but I keep on going for snoop.

My dad walks in with a horrified face and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING FUCKING MY SON"

Snoop said "buy my merchandise" and then flew out the window like a savage.

Fin

That was beautiful jk that was pretty gay m8 (I'm not a homophobe k dood.