We've still not thought of a title

Writing whatever my friend is saying.

Hey, this is a story written by me and my friend (finally!). It isn't supposed to make sense so... yeah.

Derrick is a butterfly in a blue suit. One day Derrick read a book, but he only read the cover because he doesn't have hands to open it :( . Then Santa Claus came along and said, "I lost my shovel!". Then they all hugged and lived happily ever after! The next day, after living happily ever after forever and ever for a few hours, Santa Claus frowned and sighed, "My toilet is upset."
"Oh, thy dearest Santa, whatever could the matter be?" asked Derrick.
"...Look son, sometimes in life toilets have a big disagreement and fall out of love."
"What does that mean?"
"I like sausages #🎷"
After some gardening, Derrick said, "We should go our separate ways..."
"Yeah" Santa agreed and rolled down a hill.
Then Derrick decided to become a Pokemon trainer and he fell into a well.
T͟͟h͟͟e͟͟ E͟͟n͟͟d͟͟!
I warned you it would be stupid and random!!!