Nothing like a good nut

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(People screaming in agony on the titanic)
Captain Blanc: it's no use, we're all gonna die Private
Private Jodie: Mabye You can steer us out of here captain,it's easy
Captain Blanc: We don't have anytime for steering, are life is on the line, even my Polynesian Souvenir
Private Jodie:(face palm) oh no, we're doomed.
(The titanic hits the iceberg)
(Sylvester jumps out of the bed)
Sylvester: (Yawning)Gee, what a night,(alert) oh, what's going on guys
(Passengers screaming in agony as the boat slowly sinks)
Sylvester: I wonder why people are screaming, did we hit a whale?
Titanic Bellhop 1: no but we hit a big Glacier
Titanic Bellhop 2: I suggest you get out like the Rest of us
Sylvester: Iceberg Smiceberg, it's just a stupid block of .....
(Looking at the window in agony)
Sylvester:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Giant Iceberg ahead
(Leaps out the window)
(Titanic then fastly sinks)
(Everyone screaming in agony)
Captain Blanc: We're too late
(Polynesian coconut princess tips over to the window and falls)
Captain Blanc: Serenity,noooooooooo
(Polynesian souvinier hits someone's leg)
Guy: My leg!!!!!
Sylvester: Geeeeeeeeeranimoooooo
(Splash)
Sylvester:(blubbing) At least I didn't die
(Waves pull him away from the Titanic along with the Souvinier)
Sylvester:(blubbing) nooooooooo
(Titanic Sinks to the ground)

Narrator: One day later

Sylvester:(snoring until light hits the eyes),huh, where am I?
(Small hoot)
Sylvester: What was that(shivering in fear)
(Sloth call)
Sylvester: Who said that
(Coconut rattle)
Sylvester: alright, that's it, I want you to show yourself
(meanwhile in the Coconut bride)
Tweety bird: Oh dear, granny must've put too much sugar in her coffee, I wanted to be putted in a special cage, not in a Coconut Souvenir
Sylvester: Hey, who may you be?
(Tweety looks in one of the holes)
Tweety: I thought i saw a pussy cat
(He looks again)
Tweety: I did, I did saw a pussy cat
Sylvester:Who's your name little dame?
(tweety then thinks that he is a girl in order to fool Sylvester)
Coconut bride: My name is uhhhh...
Tweety: I gotta think of a big plan to fool this shabby tabby
Coconut bride: Serena Tentaclo Drypanties
Sylvester: Seems vague, but I'll take it,
C'mon Serena, Lets explore the South American seas together

(Sylvester send Serena to the shores)
Sylvester: Last one into the sea is a rotten egg, Geeeeeeeeronimoooooooo
(Splash)
(Sylvester dives into the water and collects pearls and octopus tentacles to make a Necklace)
Sylvester: here you go, this necklace will look good in your totem wood neck

(Sylvester sends beavers to help him make a tribute to him and Serena)
Tweety: so far so good, if he keeps this up, I might try to get out of this prison without getting caught, I just need to figure out a plan not shabby but not shoddy, a plan that will distract him so I can fly out of the island
Beaver 1: How does it look, like a....
Sylvester: Replica of my dame, Serena, yes, I'll keep it on the island
Beaver 2: do I get my money now?

(Sylvester plucks a Hoatzin Feather from a hoatzin to write his name and the brides name on the rock)
Sylvester: How do you like the Signature on the Rock meant for us
Tweety: here comes compliment number 1
Coconut bride: it looks remarkable, like if Christopher Columbus actually discovered India
Sylvester: Why, that's the most sweetest thing you've ever said to me
Tweety :why that's so tweety, and a good way to get out of the island
Hoatzin: Have you seen my Wisdom feather

(Sylvester skuds through the field of Pa'u flowers used in hula dances)
Sylvester:(singing) over the Flowers and through the wood to our tropical house we go
Coconut bride:nice singing Sylvester, you should win an Oscar
Tweety: that's compliment number 2, 3 more to go
Sylvester: why thank you Serena, I've been practicing that with parrots
Coconut bride, hehehehehehehehehe
Tweety: he thinks I'm a girl, hehehehehehehehehe, wait till I give him the biggest gimmick ever

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 25, 2018 ⏰

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