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1) Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. Some both.

2) Guys hate flirts.

3) A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4) When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5) "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. They're just concerned, sweetie. They care for you.

6) Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7) When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8) Guys go crazy over a (¿çëŕťãîń¿) girl's smile.

9) Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10) Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend (or other boys, if he's your boyfriend).

11) When guys want to meet your parents, let them.

12) Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things, sometimes.

13) Guys cry. (I KNOW, HAHAHA)

14) Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15) Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16) Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17) When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?! Uh... never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19) Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20) Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21 ) When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. Well, most of them!

22) When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".

23) You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24) Majority of guys do not hate gays (and some do)!

25) Guys love their moms.

26) A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27) A guy often thinks about the girl/s who like/s him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28) You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29) If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime, he does.

30) Beware, guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. (wait, what?)

31) Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

32) Guys are very open about themselves.

33) It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.