[1:Cock][Random]

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*Lauren's phone*

[Dinah-3:12AM]
Wuddup hoes?

[Lauren-3:12AM]
Hallo Bitch

[Dinah-3:13AM]
Lauren! I wanted to ask you a question

[Lauren-3:13AM]
Dinah! Go ahead

[Dinah-3:13AM]
So why do you always say 'Hi Chickens' on twitter?

[Lauren-3:14AM]
Since I mostly have Girl followers I call them chicks! Because they're chicks! Which means chickens

[Dinah-3:14AM]
Oh! I get it now...but what about your guy followers? They shouldn't feel left out

[Lauren-3:14AM]
You're right...I guess I'll just call the COCKS!AHAHAHAHAHAH

[Dinah-3:15AM]
Why the hell would you call them cocks?

[Lauren-3:15AM]
*sighs* in 1...2...3...

[Dinah-3:15AM]
OMFG! LAUREN YOU'RE A GENIUS!!AAHAHAHAHAHA

[Normani-3:15AM]
I woke up to this...and I'm not even mad...that was pretty funny

[Camila-3:16AM]
I wake up to see Dinah and Lauren talking about Cock...How wonderful🙂

[Ally-3:16AM]
Sinful children😧

Hope you liked it! Also I hope you understand the joke😅
Get ready for a mother fuckin spaaaaam

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