Have you ever just yearned or strived to be obnoxious? Well, I know I have. It is a fun activity to partake in on your free time. It could get you run over or shot, but I feel it's worth it for the thrill you achieve.
People of all races, sizes or, can, and possibly will be obnoxious. Being obnoxious is a way of life. You can be an outsider, sitting and laughing silently in your corner at the people taking the leap of being obnoxious, or you can take the leap and be the focal point of your friends.
There are many ways and techniques to be obnoxious. So, like an obnoxious person, I will not make a list and will make you search for the techniques.
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Ha Ha! You thought that that was actually a coded message? Well, it wasn't. This is actually the message.
First: Sharpen your pencil in the middle of the test. Everybody hates hearing a pencil go off in the middle of an important test. If you can, do it for as long as possible.
Second: Run in the middle of the street when you are not supposed to. This will make everybody laugh and it will be cool. Caution: Just by telling you to do it, I'm not telling to do it. So don't do it. (Unless you want to be hilarious and awesome)
Third: When you are in the south, call people with guns, "rednecks" or "idiots" Caution: If you do this, you could be shot and killed. So dont do it. (But if you do, it will be totally worth it because it's so funny.
That is basically all you need to know about being obnoxious.
Have a good day.(or night or morning)
Happy Holidays! (Chanukah, Christmas, Kwanza, Festivas, Fun Day, Super Fun Day, Super Super Fun day, or any other holiday)
Happy Meals ( Mcdonalds, breakfast, lunch, brunch, dinner, the cross between lunch and dinner, breakdin or brinner.)
