Who am I...should I start from the beginning... My daddy shot up the club! Because my momma didn't swallow I was born! I grew up!
Or just throw out a few simple facts!
I'm Keia...
an 80s baby
a cancer
My favorite color is *drum roll* glitter😏
Self proclaimed Unicorn
Nicknamed: Juicy because of my obsession with lipgloss, Pixie, Dr. Phil, to name a few
Youngest of 4
From Baltimore lives in Brooklyn NY
I'm currently learning Classical Piano and Electric Guitar
Elephants top my list of favorite Animal Of ALL TIME!
I've always been a morning person
Favorite movie...a toss up btw Whats Love got to do with it and Dirty Dancing(due to Otis Redding dominating the sound track!)
I'm not a fan of movies with demonic or spiritual warfare...but I'll watch the ID Channel and BIO TV all day long!
I've admired MJJ and PRN since I can remember...my parents never censored our music...I literally would run around the house singing "I've been stroking" by Clarence Carter when I was 6
My favorite Comedian is Dave Chapelle..he's from the DMV area and I've followed his career since Def Comedy Jam
My imagination has delusions of grandeur
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I'm sure some of you; if not all; have stumbled across updates littered with my comments. Having a slight filter is the only thing that slows down the pipeline from brain to fingertips! On occasion I have let my brain run wild and turned a few of the comment sections into a chat room...with talks of Cock-cozzies, dialogues with god, etc... and let's not forget the mere fact that once I dislike a character...their name will forever be some random object.
