There it was, sitting, glowing, shining, and gleaming. You'd almost need sunglasses to read it. It was the epitaph of our God. The Chicken God. He was a great chicken who made us. He has never been seen but he is always there to protect us. Every night everychicken pays homage to him then the hens go lay eggs and the rosters go to bed.
I was on my way to bed when I saw something move in a bush. I looked around to see if anyone else saw it, nochicken did, so I just walked to the bush to make sure it wasn't anything bad.
At first it was just a few dents in the ground. Then I waked right into something. I stumbled back and landed on my tail feathers. I think I broke one. Anyway after I opened my eyes I realized there was something there. It looked like an egg that was 20 feet tall. There was a small little button just lower than beak level. I tried and pecked it but nothing happens at first, but then a door opened and fog just ported out along with a set of stairs. After the fog was done pouring, I saw a figure. It looked like a rooster, but twice as big.
It was the Chicken God!!!!
