Chris Brown is my dad?

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Hi my name is shy (angle) nicole
I am 14 years old I am 5"0 I am flexable I can sing and rap and write songs but right know I'm sitting in the police station want to know why? Bc my mom died and if I didn go with any other family member they would send me to a adoption center and that ain't going to work so right know I waiting on my sperm donor he and hour late so guess who walked in Chris brown not really a fan of him he walked up to me and ask Mr if my name is shy and I shook my head yes and he said he was my "father" I just starred at him he looked shocked that I didn't start fan girling I just gave a simple nod and we walked out of the police station and he led me to a black mate range rover when I tell u I love the color black I mean I love it I practily ran toward the car and as I got in I heard my "dad" laugh
Me"what so funny"
Dad:"u over here running to the car like you running from your master trying to beat yo ass with a whip""I'm sorry master"he said in a weird voice I just mugged him so once he finally stoped laughing he unlocked the doors I instaly fell in live his seats wear burgany and and the rest of the in side was black and when I sat in the seat I instantly melted in the seat I was bout to got to sleep
Dad"ay we here"after he said that I looked up and it was a pretty house more like hotel and there were a lot of cars outside when we walked up to the door you can here talking I wonder who is in here?so he opens the door and I instantly got stairs guess who was here the whole ymc,group 500,migos,mindless behavior,omg girls and 21 savage I was so embarrassed I looked a hot mess I had on a Victoria secret jacket and there sweat pants and my hair in a messy bun with my Gucci suit case yes my mommy had a lot of money fist thing I did was run to 21 savage he is so fine he had catches me
Me"daddy I didn't know u know him"
Dad"girl you should of I am friends with almost everybody cause like who wouldn't" I just mugged him and I realised I was still on 21 savage
Me"omg my bad I jumped on you like that"I said blushing a little
21 savage"you alright shortly"
Me"but I am a huge fan 21 21 pew pew"I said trying to sound like 2savage everybody laguh at me and after all that happen I got introduce to everyone and they mama and they daddy and they dead relatives man when I tell u this house was full it was full I told them about my life and stuff after 3 hours they left and I turned to my daddy smirking
Me"hey old man can you show me my room"

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