» SpongeBob SquarePants Edition
Requests are CLOSED!
Ever wanted to be naughty with Patrick? You wanna make Squidward blush with lust? Well, now you can! This smut book will take you to wonderland with any character from the beloved, sea-themed cart...
Being my first smutty AND request book, I want to give some helpful regulations before we begin:
• Please do not place a request in a chapter that consists as a lemon. Do not request on my Conversations wall either. Requests can either be commented on the chapter named: 》》 Requests? or through PM for an anonymous approach if you feel embarrassed (or for another reason).
• I don't need that much detail when you're asking for something but if you want it specific, then be specific when requesting it.
• There will be no Character x Character. These lemons are only for Character x Reader. The Reader can either be male or female, so include that as well.
• Dear Lord -- no OCs, please.
• Updates will be slow, so be patient. This is because I try to make every chapter at least/over 1,000 words.
• Random ideas may pop into my head from time to time, so I'll write it down and post it.
• I'm fairly new to this whole "lemon writing," so forgive me if I fuck up. I don't have any past experience with composing smut before, but I'll try my best. I've read too much lemons to give up now...
• When requesting through PM, please state if you want to be mentioned in the chapter because I will just assume that you want to be simply named as Anonymous. By default, I'll mention you by username when you request publicly.
• Don't remind me how actually cringey this is. I know it is. But if you truly must, go ahead. I can't stop you, can I? 😂
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Here are a few tips to remember:
• (Y/N) Your Name
• (L/N) Last Name
• (N/N) Nick Name
• (F/C) Favorite Color
• [....] Words that are placed in [brackets] and are bold are actions performed during dialogue (for first three chapters only since I don't use this anymore).
• '....'A character's thoughts are italicized and have one 'apostrophe' at either end.
That being said, these rules and tips aren't difficult to follow and I'm certain they're ones that you've seen before. Especially if you read lots of lemons anyway like me, lulz.
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