YOU ARE READING How to kill a friend. Random How to kill a friend. 128 6 5 by DatsNice by DatsNice Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Step 1: Invite them over. Step 2: give them food and drinks Step 3: let them sleep in the most comfy spot Step 4: your imagation....... and those are the steps on how to kill a friend.