madilyn walkd intu schul lukin fancee liek beeyuncaye. she had meaghen rite beehind her 2. meaghen waz her besti 5evr. meaghen waz gr8 m8 n waz r8d 8/8 4 good luks n style. she also had a boifren named cash, he waz 2cool4u. n 3hot5u. yeet.
while them cool keedz were walkn intu schul, hueston, the nurd, waz watchn them stride intu 'fuckeefuckz high'. he adord the cool keedz. they are sum cool suns of beetches. litteralee, their mums were dogs. their dads molest dogs. tragic rite. well, except meaghen, she had a hooman mum. thatz prettee cool. well, as hueston waz watchn them frum afar, ther waz a loud fart, followd by a "HE NEED SUM MILK". evry1 luked at the fartn person n the person who shouted sumthn fukn stoopid. it was theez 2 guyz, named dakota n biwwy. biwwy waz a retarded bitch n had diabooties. dakota was just retarded. the next thing evry1 nos, the door slams n a boi named cole walks in. "HEY BRAIDIN WAZZUP!" he shouts. braidin is acroos the room. "NUTHIN MUCH BRUTHA HOW BOUT U, MOFO?" he shouts bak. "SHAT AP U FACKERS WE R TRYN TO RED!!1!!!11" a random caroline appeers!
"NO U SHAT UP CAROLINE MY BOIFREN N I R TRYN TO HAZ A CONVERSATION" braidin shouts bak.
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Humorhueston and madilyn are best friends in high school. they're probably the most shipped couple. what happens if they actually fall in love? don't judge harshly on this book, I'm but a lonely farmer tending to my memes. hey already #4 on the charts of...
