I don't have disposable income to buy
expensive make-up and I might just cry
cause I have to settle with my iPhone 3G
cause my parents won't buy a white one for me.
And I deserve the whole world because I give to charity
cause I liked a facebook page and retweeted for Kony.
Nothing wrong with me, no flaws or blunders
so why's my friend count under 8 hundred?
I get tonnes of likes on my facebook pics
I know guys are looking at them so I give them a fix
of my beautiful duckfaces, but my Mom and Dad
don't want them ogling me, they just can't handle my swag.
Everyday when I'm at school
everyone checks me out
Men are all cahvenist sexist pigs
so I have to scream and shout.
"So guys are total assholes
and I didn't get a car today.
I hate my parents, LIKE MY STATUS
and all of you just go away!"
---- Will complete at some point. Maybe. Probably not, I'm quite disorganized. ----
