Kara, Lena, Alex, Maggie, Winn, and James have just finished watching the latest episode of Supergirl.
Alex: Oh.
Lena: My.
Kara: Rao.
Maggie: Lena, before you get angry-
Lena: Angry? Why would I be angry? Just because they made my girlfriend almost kiss that stupid Daxamite piece of trash who is nowhere near good enough for her, you think I'd be angry?
Winn: Hey! I thought you and Mon-El were getting along!
Lena: We are but- Ugh!
Kara: Lena, babe, calm down.
Lena: Calm down? Calm doWN? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? I LEFT YOUR ENTIRE OFFICE FULL OF DAMN FLOWERS COULD THEY POSSIBLY MISINTERPRET THAT AS SOMETHING PLATONIC? WHAT KIND OF HETERONORMATIVE IDIOTS ARE WRITING THIS???
Winn and James, simultaneously: Uh, I'm gonna go.
James: Good luck with Lena, ladies. *exits*
Winn: *gulps and shuffles anxiously after James*
Maggie: Alright, Luthor, calm down. It wasn't that bad. In fact, it was kind of funny actually. Have you noticed how Melissa looks like she's gonna puke everytime she's around Mon-El's character?
Kara: *half hearted chuckle*
Lena: *still in outrage* That's it. I'm calling Katie. *picks up phone*
Katie: Hello?
Lena: How dare you let them do this? You promised me that Lena would be gay!
Katie: Lena, I'm trying. The only way I could make Lena's character more lesbian would be to have her wear clothes only made out of flannel for the next couple of episodes.
Lena: Try. harder.
Kara: *takes phone from Lena* Hi, Katie, it's Kara.
Katie: So she's really upset?
Kara: Yeah, she's pretty pissed. I'm so sorry to bother you.
Katie: No worries. This is painful for me to watch, too. You guys have a good night.
Kara: You too! Tell Melissa that I say hi.
Katie: Will do! *hangs up phone*
Lena: *pouting in corner*
Kara: *motions for Alex and Maggie to leave* Babe... *squats down next to Lena* It's ok. What the show says doesn't change the fact that I love you.
Lena: It's still frustrating though.
Kara: I know. One might even say Super frustrating.
Lena: *holding back a smile* Why do you have so many bad puns?
Kara: You know you love me.
Lena: You're right, I do. *kisses Kara*
Kara: *kisses Lena back*
Melissa, back in Vancouver: *curled up in a corner, sobbing about the writer's portrayal of Kara*
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Supercorp Real-Life AU
FanfictionLiterally just to get my frustration with the new episode out. Basically, everything that happens in Supergirl is the media's interpretation of what goes on in National City. It makes for good TV, even though these things really happen, and the peop...
