Pick-up Lines with Jack Frost

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Jack : Where have you been all my life?

Elsa : Hiding from you.

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Jack : Hi I'm Jack Frost

Elsa : yea, I know

Jack : And like warm hugs!

Elsa : *facepalms*

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Jack : Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Elsa : yea, that's why I'd don't go there anymore.

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Jack : If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Elsa: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

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Jack : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

Elsa : Okay, get out.

Jack : ouch

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Jack : Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Elsa : Stop

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Jack : Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Elsa : Yeah, but this time don't stop.

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Jack : Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind.

Elsa : Yea, I was running away from you.

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Jack : You're place or mine?

Elsa : Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Jack : I may not be the best looking guy in the room but I'm the only guy talking to you.

Elsa : ...

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Jack : Can I have directions?

Elsa : to where

Jack : to your heart~

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Jack : You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Elsa : The cold never bothered me anyway.

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Jack : Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Elsa : uhhh no.

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Jack : Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Elsa : I take care of myself actually.

Jack : yea, you almost getting killed by a chandelier.

Elsa : excuse me?

Jack : nothing...

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Jack : Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Elsa : shut up.

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Jack : Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Elsa : then pick it up! I don't want the floor to get dirty.

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Jack : Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Elsa : well, your not doing a good job at it. GAURDS!

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Jack : Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Elsa : no.

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Jack : Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Elsa : since you asked...

Jack : really?!

Elsa : no

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Jack : Hello how are you?

Elsa : Fine

Jack : I didn't ask you how you looked!

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Jack : Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Elsa : lie

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Jack : Hey aren't you forgetting something?

Elsa : what?

Jack : me!

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Jack : Are you a magician???

Elsa : no... Why?

Jack : Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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Jack : Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Elsa : stay lost

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Jack : *sigh* Elsa, would you like to go out with me?

Elsa : sure!

Jack : wa-what?

Elsa : I said yes, don't make me change my mind.

Jack : that's all it took?

Elsa : yup

Jack : *smirks* Hey Elsa~

Elsa : here we go...

Jack : Do you want to build a snowman?

Elsa : *suprised* Of course!

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