Douchebag x Annie

Heeee...

I actually wrote this for a SP roleplay audition, heeee

Annie was sitting on the park's bench playing with her Justin Bieber and her own customized Barbie dolls, roleplaying a romantic cliché. She wasn't romantically attracted to JB but she couldn't help but fantasize or more like want to be married to a popular blonde singer, like who didn't? Coming towards her was Douchebag, the new kid(or king) of South Park, he wasn't much of a talker and rumor had it that his first words here were, "Screw you guys, I'm going home.", no one knew if that was true or not but most kids didn't believe it. Douchebag sat next to Annie making Annie jump thinking it was one of her bullies coming to pick on her again. "Oh, hey kid, want to go talk to the girls again?" Annie said as she found out it was Douchebag, not one of her demons and she picked up the blindfold waiting for Douchebag's approval, but Douchebag grabbed the blindfold and put it down gently on Annie's lap. Annie not sure what that meant stayed quiet waiting for the kid to do something, anything indicating what he wanted. Douchebag reached into his pocket, taking out a piece of paper filled with words, Douchebag looked at Annie writing with his invisible pencil on the paper, Annie then grabbed her pen showing it to Douchebag as if asking if that's what he wanted, he nodded. Annie gave him the pen and he began to write down on the paper, when he finished he showed her the paper, Annie didn't know what his most recent writing was so she just looked at the paper with a dumbfounded face making Douchebag point to his question "Hi, how was your day?" Annie blinked at the boy before finally answering a "It's been okay, how was yours?" Douchebag wrote, "It's been fine, what's your name?" Annie just couldn't understand what the boy was doing so she kept her guard up, "Annie..?" "No your full name." "Why" Annie questioned. Douchebag sighed but wrote again, "Cause I want to get to know you, favorite color, animal?" Annie laughed, "I have a boyfriend by the way." Douchebag raised his hand in front of him shaking it and his head indicating that he wasn't trying to hit on her. "Then why so many questions?" Douchebag stared at her then continued, "I'll tell you things about me..?" That was one of the things that triggered the girls, like an eye for an eye. How else do the girls know so much about the boys? Annie accepted the request and let Douchebag ask her questions, in exchange for his answers of course.

"Full name?"

"Annie Polk."

"Favorite color?"

"Amaranth."

"Animal?"

"Tanuki."

"What do you do on your free time?"

"I go in disguise and sell my art for thousands of dollars online."

"Wow."

Annie actually still wanted to know why he came in the first place, no one actually seemed to care about what she likes and just cause he's new doesn't mean he's different. She asked again and Douchebag smiled and wrote again, "Because you're a bg kid and no one seems to know much about you, I wanted to kinda change that and cause I think you're pretty cool, man." She laughed, she didn't know what "bg kid" meant but she couldn't help but laugh. Was she happy? She didn't exactly know. "Well, I'm glad you opened up to me, I'll leave you alone for today, bye Annie." Douchebag got up and waved goodbye. "Bye, Dovahkiin." Annie laughed, did she regret actually lying about everything to the boy, oh well, she couldn't go back in time and besides she became more of a mystery.

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Have some Bebe and Clyde too(Bebe was taken..qq)

The chubby brown haired boy pedaled his way to the blonde who was waiting for him at the end of the street. Bebe saw her ride, a wooden crate on wheels attached to a bicycle riden by her knight, or also known as Clyde Donovan. She couldn't help but admire the way the boy came up with things just to see her smile, or at least she thought so anyway it could be that he was just dumb, but for whatever reason he did those things she couldn't help but love it. The bicycle squeaked to a halt, "You have called me, your highness?" Bebe grinned, "I just wanted to go get some shoes at the mall, you didn't have to bring your whole carriage." "For you I would bring the whole army of Nazi Zombies, get in." Bebe couldn't help but laugh and maybe a little snort escaped her mouth but hopefully Clyde didn't hear, she climbed in and lightly smacked the boy. "You're dumb."