With a thud, the man dropped the turkey. Barely noticing what happened, the pale, white foul rolled til it hit the other man's foot, grabbing his attention. The other man opened his mouth and looked up at the culprit of this foul foul, ready to chastise, but immediately shut his trap. They stared at each other, until the turkey witness stepped closer, cupping the other mans face. He wiped his cheek. "You aren't supposed to cry yet silly, I haven't even showed you the biggest surprise yet.". Astounded, the turkey dropper immediately went to wipe his face, but the other man grabbed his hand. "You're already crying, I might as well show you now." and he whipped out his 5 doLLAR FOOT LONG. FIRE EVERY WHERE. TRUMP HAS FALLEN. THE GAY NEIGHBORS ARE FUCKING THE DOORMAN. THE TURKEY HAS RESURRECTED HIMSELF AS PRINCESS. THERE IS NO STOPPING THE ONCELER. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Hi Gay, I'm Dad
Romancea story that I made for laughs at 6 am bc I was acting delrious, having heart issues, and panicking
