???: We all know how it goes… Everyone dies, one way or another. No one can live forever. Once one expires, premature or not, they go through judgement. There he shall judge the living and the dead.There are three paths one could take: Heaven, the grand paradise for souls, Purgatory, Heaven’s waiting room, or Hell, the land of the damned. Such as the way of mortal life…
-We see a shot of every demon in Hazbin-
???:But.. there's one group who didn't go to any of those three. Most call them 'misfits,' or just 'demons.' Each one died differently, and not one is the same...
-we see another scene change to a demon behind the camera-
Angel:And we already heard that.
-The camera swaps back to the others. Angel continues explaining.-
Angel: My name's Angel Dust. I was shot and killed by my brother. The one in all red, Alastor, was killed by a deer hunter. Vaggie was murdered. The fancy woman, Mimzy, was sentenced to death. Husk, the one with wings, was beaten to death. The one with blue hair, died on the Titanic. Nifty,the one with one eye--
Nifty: Hey!!!
Angel: --heh, committed suicide.
Crymini, the wolf, was once again beaten to death. And... Can I be done? A'ight. Everyone, get your sorry asses over here.
-The camera changes to all the demons.-
All: WELCOME TO HAZBIN HOTEL!!!
-A sign drops from the ceiling saying 'Welcome to Hazbin Hotel,' blocking out the bunch.-
Angel: Oh come ON! We JUST fixed that!
Crymini: We can do it again.
-The view is blacked out and shows the date that The Hazbin Hotel comes out. Angel's voice is heard.-
Angel: And now a blackout! This day is going GREAT!
