Hey It's Sally Morgan! It was an ordinary Monday morning and I was lying in my bed staring at the ceiling when I suddenly felt hungry... This isn't normal I have to call the police, so I grabbed my Motorola Brick Phone (which I'm proud to carry around) and dialled 000. No one picked up, no one every does. I must be out of credit, DARN AAAOOOGAH FLIPPERS AOOOOOOOOOOOOONAHGAH BAH NANA. That's my spiritual call for when I run out of credit.
But then, something happened...
TO BE CONTINUED
I WASN'T BOTHERED TO CONTINUE
