101 Creative Ways To Kill Gale (Hunger Games Fanfic)

1. Stab him in the heart with a toe pick of an ice skate

2. When you are in the woods shout, "Look over there!" and throw a spear at him while he is distracted and mutter, "Made you look!"

3. Put him in an empty -32° freezer and leave him there for a week

4. Convince him to volunteer at the reaping and bribe the careers to kill him first for $5

5. Steal his pants and tell the peacekeepers to make a law to kill pantless people

6. Tickle him to death with a squirrel tail

7. Feed him nightlock and tell him it's raspberries

8. Have Katniss pretend to kiss him and then put poison in his mouth at the last minute

9. Kick him where it hurts and shoot him while he's distracted

10. Whip him repeatedly and yell, "Deja voo!"

11. Dress up as Santa and tell him to sit on your lap and stab him as he's sitting down

12. Stick him in a cage and give him to the people of District 12 to kill him as they desire

13. Drop a tracker jacker nest on his head (Classic!)

14. Feed him a giant hairball

15. Release the black plague onto him

16. Duct tape his mouth, tie his hands, and drown him in a McFlurry

17. Push him really forcefully off of the top bunk of a bunk bed

18. Tie him up and throw him in the middle of the highway

19. Dress him up as a lady Capitolite and tell the children to attack the old hag

20. Say, "Your mom!" everytime he tries to talk to you until he explodes of insanity

21. Tie him to a tree and get the children to beat him with sticks yelling, "Piñata!"

22. Have an ugly bald hobo stick his foot into Gale's mouth to stop his breathing

23. Push him off a cliff and yell, "My parents taught me this one good life lesson."

24. Put him in a paper shredder and feed him to Haymitch

25. Drown him in poo

26. Shove him in front of an elephant stampede

27. Push his head through a tennis racket and shove his neck around until it slits

28. Feed him poisonous bugs

29. Fart excessively in his face until he dies from lack of oxygen

30. Send a parachute down with food in it and have it explode in his face 20 seconds later (Revenge!)

31. Trade him 10 dead squirrels with rabies for a deer in the Hob

32. Have Peeta smoosh his face by placing 15 bags of flour on it (Baking Skills!)

33. Chop up his limbs and feed them to cannibals

34. Duct tape him to a road and run over him repeatedly with a car

35. Build a tiny boat and push him out on it yelling, "Ship's ahoy!"

36. Strangle him with the laces of tap shoes

37. Feed him to the mutts

38. Shove a paperclip under his fingernail and stick it in an outlet