Sherlock Texts

John & Sherlock

(unknown number): Uh, hey? Is this the right number?

Sherlock: Who is this?

(unknown number): John? John Watson?

Sherlock: Oh, right, let me just add you as a contact.

Johnny: Done yet?

Sherlock: Ah! It worked!

Sherlock: Have you added me as a contact yet?

Johnny: I'll do that now.

Johnny: Done!

Sherlock: What's my contact name???

Johnny: Lock-Ness...

Sherlock: That's the best you could come up with?

Johnny: If you're so smart then what's mine?

Sherlock: Johnny.

Johnny: AND YOUR GETTING ON MY BACK FOR LOCK-NESS

Sherlock: You're*

Johnny: ...

Sherlock: John.

Sherlock: John.

Sherlock: John.

Johnny: WHAT

Sherlock: I'll change your contact name you change mine.

Johnny: .... fine

Boo<3: Done?

Sherlock: Yes. :)

Boo<3: What is it?

Sherlock: Uh, it's John. What's mine?

Boo<3: Mrs. Moriarty.

Sherlock: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, SHERIARTY

IS NOT A REAL THING

Boo<3: tell that to my blog readers. Even Greg ships it.

Sherlock: Who?

Boo<3: Greg? Lestrade?

Sherlock: His name's Greg?

Boo<3: You didn't know?

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Molly & Sherlock

Molly: Sherlock. Who's Boo<3?

Sherlock: Uh, who?..

Molly: Boo<3? The contact on your phone?

Sherlock: How do you know about that?!

Molly: I can read over your shoulder in the lab you know, those beautiful broad shoulders don't cover your secrets.

Sherlock: uh..

Molly: Boo<3, who is it???

Sherlock: john..

Molly: Oh.

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Moriarty & Sherlock

Evil: Hey babe.

Sherlock: Moriarty..

Evil: I was jst txting u to c if u wanted a new case?

Sherlock: I'm good, thanks.

Evil: Oh honey, u kno u want 1.

Sherlock: Not from you.

Evil: But I have 1 that I think u culdnt figure out.