There once was a kitten
and her name was Mitten
She saved the world over night
She battled hard and won the fight
It all started on mullberry street
when a crack addict yelled out "SKEET SKEET!"
The kitten jumped and hissed
Poor Mitten was so scared she pissed
Now you might be thinking
'Fraidy-cat, and the savior of worlds, what's the linking?
When poor old Mitten hissed and pissed
She turned into an awesome-cyborg-transforming-ninja-vampire-demon-werewolf-angel-witch... you get the gist.
She broke through the wall of her suburban home
and addressed the crack addict named "Tyrone" (who happens to be Asian-American)
Tyrone say to her "SKEET SKEET MISS KITTEN!"
She sneered at Tyrone, and his penis was bitten...off...
Tyrone screamed and called for help
It turned out that Tyrone was a space alien named "Shealp"
Shealp was the prince of the Eltoygers
A dangerous and scary race of planet destroyers
Shealp said "Because I am now lacking a penis,
I will destroy your planet as soon as the death-ray arrives from Venus!"
Mitten said "Screw that, I'll kick your ass first!"
She jumped in the air and flew to Venus but not before she cursed
She kicked the death-ray in the balls and punched it in the face
then she bit the death-ray right in his death-ray face!
"That'll teach you! ya dumb drugged up wussy!"
Don't you know you can't even lay a finger on this..... kitten.
Then she flew back to earth and the evil Shealp
and she dragged her razor claws all over his scalp
She bit and cut and kicked and shot him with .50 cal bullets
Then she took his flesh and fashioned her self a set of faux-hair mullets
... the end.
