You were dead, hopeless, and a virgin.
YOu heard a deep voice in the distance,
"whAT THE FUCK A DEAD BODY OH SHIT"
"Shut the fuck up i'm trying to be dead." YOu respond.
"oKAy then, I was trying to watch my weed porn." Jesus screeched.
WWOWOWOWOWOOLWOw. JEsus fucking blew up and weed flew everywhere.
The end <3. xD xD xd Xd XD
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Jesus x Reader
Mystery / ThrillerThis is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and...
