Hello! So this is an old story I wrote about just over a year ago ironically. I've had it down for a long time, but I decided to publish what I had of it so far to show all who want to suffer what I used to be like and a summary of my sense of humor...
So suddenly the sun went down and a crip load of SEAGULS AND EAGLES flew over the ocean! Mother was tired and cranky, so she jumped and jumped and jumped and jumped and jumped and jumped and jumped and jump at them!
She didn't get them. But that was then. Suddenly, a seaguly flew over her and yelled
*jacob saggytits is better thin yu*
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Le kween was furious, she expanded her body into a hot dog and cluthced the sAGGytIT seahul for a moment, as it screamed in terror. Mother exclaimed "I didn't kno a seegel could speek screem!1!1" The seagel replied "Huw yu nut kno dat yo stupid idiot NOT NOT KWEEN you suck like suck suck"
She was fileld with even MORE fury!1! She looked him in the eye and said...
"Shut up bitch you just said I da kween you liar"
And crushed him in her hands to DEATH!
But in that moment as the blood driped down her hands, and she let go of the pearissed seagil, a ton of the other birds circled arund her! Wat da hek? And they did something horrible... sO horrible, you wouldn't even be able to imagine..
They stood on the water like jesus be and sang an acapella...
"Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... SWETSHERT!"
