20 things to do if your stuck in traffic!

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1.roll down your window and swear at random people

2. look forwards as you roll down window with a straight face,when window is completly down turn your head and make eye contact with person in the car next to you with serious face and after 5 seconds of direct eye contact start screaming.

3. annoy other people in your car

4. ask stupid questions to random people in other cars

5. start a conversation with the person in the car next to you then roll up window while they are talking

6. stare at people in other cars until they get uncomfortable

7. ask people what f**k means

8. turn music up to the max volume

9. read my other book on wattpad called My Sick Bliss! JK

10. flash people

11. try to get the cars around you to beep

12. start singing to a sh*t song playing on the radio really loud

13. play with the automatic window

14. eat some chocolate

15. sing it's penutt butter jelly time

16. flirt with your seat belt

17. pee or sh*t out of car window

18. piss off a random person (make sure car doors are closed first)

19. rape the song call me maybe

20. keep changing radio station until everyone in the car is pissed off

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author's comments: this was just a random idea i thought would be fun to write! i hope you enjoyed it and had abit of a laugh. please vote, comment and read my other book (it's called "My Sick Bliss")

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⏰ Last updated: May 02, 2012 ⏰

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