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- byun booty master has started a chat -

- dyo has left the chat -

- byun booty master has added dyo into the chat -

byun booty master: Leave this chat one more time and I'll leak your nudes.

dyo: ...

byun booty master: Thought so

we are one: Who ate my yogurts again?

sehoon: ...

big boy kai: ...

elf ear: Wow do you see how cool Kai's dots are??

baozi: Why are we here exactly?

byun booty master: Well we need to discuss an important matter at hand: my hair.

Dinosaur Jaw: I can scream it off if you would like?

dyo: Why would you even call that hair, I was actually concerned that their was an animal on your head.

byun booty master: Aww, you were concerned for me?

dyo: No, I was concerned it was going to kill you before I did.

Unilay: Guys what would happen if our nipples could talk?

- dyo has left the chat -
- byun booty master has left the chat -
- elf ears has left the chat -
- baozi has left the chat -
- sehoon has left the chat -
- we are one has left the chat -
- Dinosaur Jaw has left the chat -

big boy kai: isnt anyone gonna answer that, im curious

elf ears: YOU ARE CURIOUS TOO OMG I AM TOO WOW WHAT IF NIPPLES HAD LIPS I KNEW WE WERE SOULMATES

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I apologise for this im so exhausted my mind didnt work so I'll probably edit it and do it again.
But yeah I deleted that other story cause well I'm lazy and plus chat fics are always funny, so I'll try my best to be even more funny and ill probably use actual conversations from my life

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